C
She don’t like her eggs all runny
C
She thinks crossin’ her legs is funny
F
She looks down her nose at money
She g
C
ets it on like the Easter Bunny
G
She’s my baby, I’m her honey
I’m
G
never gonna let her g
C
o
He a
C
in’t got laid in a month of Sundays
C
Caught him once and he was sniffin’ my undies
He a
F
in’t too sharp but he gets things done
C
Drinks his beer like it’s oxygen
G
He’s my baby, and I’m his honey
G
Never gonna let him go
In spite of ours
F
elves
We’ll end up a-sittin’ on a r
C
ainbow
Against all o
G
dds
Honey, we’re the big door pr
C
ize
We’re gonna
F
spite our noses
Right off of our
C
faces
There won’t be
C
nothin’ but big old h
G7
earts
Dancin’ in our
C
eyes
C
She thinks all my jokes are corny
C
Convict movies make her horny
F
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
C
Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs
She t
G
akes a lickin’, and keeps on tickin’
I’m
G
never gonna let her g
C
o
He’s g
C
ot more balls than a big brass monkey
He’s a w
C
acked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie
F
Sly as a fox, crazy as a loon
C
Payday comes and he’s a-howlin’ at the moon
G
He’s my baby, I don’t mean maybe
G
Never gonna let him g
C
o
In spite of ours
F
elves
We’ll end up a-sittin’ on a r
C
ainbow
Against all o
G
dds
Honey, we’re the big door pr
C
ize
We’re gonna
F
spite our noses
Right off of our
C
faces
There won’t be
C
nothin’ but big old h
G7
earts
Dancin’ in our
C
eyes
In spite of ours
F
elves
We’ll end up a-sittin’ on a r
C
ainbow
Against all o
G
dds
Honey, we’re the big door pr
C
ize
We’re gonna
F
spite our noses
Right off of our
C
faces
There won’t be
C
nothin’ but big old h
G7
earts
Dancin’ in our
C
eyes
There won’t be
C
nothin’ but big old h
G7
earts
Dancin’ in our
C
eyes